A spot of lunch?

I have only raced alongside the Grove in Herfordshire in a half marathon but today I was lucky enough to have a meeting and lunch there. What a place. A wonderful looking (and very expensive) golf course but also a conference centre, 2 gyms, 3 restaurants and 5 bars. It's a mile through the grounds (which takes you over the Grand Union Canal and a traffic light) up to a very grand house. I want to not only stay there but also play golf. They meet you at the door and take your car away. I lowered the class by of course ordering a burger and chips...