Cat whisperer

Mrs Pepperpot complains I am feeding her too much, so she has taken to the terrace with a book and the cat Suc. He who does not like domestic chores wants to develop his inner self and Mrs PP is indulging him with a bit of yoga instruction.

I am surrounded by madness. At least it stops her going on about my hair. You'd think at nearly 44, your mother would stop trying to comb it. She'll be at my face with a damp tissue soon.