Late for Work Excuse Number 57

Honest I could not get past and it went on like this for miles !!. I have armed myself with a huge volume of excuses for being late most of which are something to do with narrow country lanes, farm and/or digging vehicles or animals.

I think we all have them but maybe I should publish mine and try and make a few quid but then again the one about the alien invasion is maybe a bit far fetched.

Today's Joke

Hairdresser : How would you like you hair, Madam ?.

Woman : Could you please cut it short on one side, leave it long on the other with a crooked fringe at the front and a big tuft on the crown.

Hairdresser : Oh! I couldn't possibly do that!

Woman ; Why ever not?. You did the last time.