Come Clean...

After yesterdays venture up the chimney, I thought it was time for a bit of a wash. Some of you pointed out that I had embarked on a very sooty job - and you were right. It was also very dark up there. It's dark in here too - but on the up side, I found that long lost sock while I was in there. The other half will be pleased!

Seriously though people, I did not go up the chimney yesterday, I would not try to go up the chimney and I will not be going into the washing machine today either.

This image did provide scope for a number of funny titles though - obviously the "long lost sock" was one - but, if anybody dares to mention Hugh Jarse, I will be deeply offended (besides I photoshopped it too!).