Decapitation.

Details of a murder have just arrived in the news room. It is believed that the victim, a male, was decapitated sometime after 9pm on Thursday 26th November. His body was found found lying on a road in rural Angus last night.

As the photograph shows, police were quick to arrive on the scene. A large crowd of onlookers, many thought to be related to the victim, also gathered.

Any one with any information should contact Whitehall 1212.

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Embra last night - jelly babies purchased to help soothe the hours spent on the train. Was suitably amused by the new Scot Rail posters on the loo doors that feature a dozen rolls of toilet paper. If you read the bumff, they are supposed to illustrate the fact that Scot Rail are "prepared". Prepared for what I wonder!?!

Would be good to know what percentage of the cost of my ticket went into that one!