I seem to have a theme

Today I wanted to do a blip about coffee, and how irritating it is when it spills on your lap with a cover on. It also happens with coffee in a saucer. What a mess. You end up putting a small napkin on the saucer. They should put one in there to start with. OMG I should make them ........coffee diapers.
You don't want to wear them but your coffee does!
This could go on. Anyway.....
This coffee thing comes from this morning I took a drink of my coffee and it spilled on my leg. Thank God I drink it black. It dried quickly and left a shadow of a stain.
I took a picture of it however general consensus is it looked like an accident of another kind.
I am getting ready to go on stage and sing so I decided to put Shelly's beer on the piano and blip it.
The girls have decided this may be a theme. Really it's a beer.
Julie is eating a "bones" salad and it's about beets and potatoes and parsnips and sweet potatoes. Cut like bones.
Her daughter just asked what amputation meant. Oh dear God another theme.
Well there is someone sitting on the stage. I told the waitress they better learn some harmonies pretty quick.
Have a great night and day!!!!