The Masterpiece

So, how do you create a masterpiece? Apparently, you just need a blonde guy, a piece of string, and the correct measurement.

The first attempt, as you may notice, was a bit off the mark. It began on the correct path, but it quickly diverged at the first site of a gummy bear. Nevertheless, the real reason is simple: do not attempt to walk and draw a line on an uneven surface for the first go around. Instead, do what I initially wanted to do, which was find the measurement at two points and connect them with a very long piece of string. It is a simple, time-tested method for delivering a straight line under any condition, even a tornado.

Overall, a beautiful line was drawn on the earth for the world to marvel at until the giant construction vehicles arrive on site.