Conscious Coupling

“Me? Garden.
Him? House.”

“TV.
Jeremy Kyle.”

“He’ll fall asleep.
Be snoring soon.”

“Too right.
Boring.”

“I’ll just say
I had to pop out for a while.”

“Pink. New.
See-through.”

“Mm.
I bet you do.”

“No,
he hasn’t got a clue.”

“Can’t wait.
Love you too.”


Watching