Mothers' Day

Dylan: Anything special about today Bandit?
Bandit: It's Mothers' Day Dylan.
Dylan: What's that about?
Bandit: Well, it's a very happy day for florists and supermarkets.
Dylan: Why is that?
Bandit: They get to charge four times what they usually charge for flowers.
Dylan: Sounds great.
Bandit: And hotels and restaurants are also pleased because lots of people take their mothers out for a special meal.
Dylan: What is special about it?
Bandit: It's more expensive than usual. It's a question of supply and demand.
Dylan: So what have you got her?
Bandit: I forgot about it.
Dylan: You could get her some flowers!
Bandit: Now, where on earth would I be able to get some flowers from???

Mothers will be saying this to their generous offspring today.


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