I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Today, I didn't blip until tomorrow.

I was just too tired. My poor head was sleeping when I got home.

K has a Big Event to attend next week. She has been shopping for it for over a year. Yesterday she decided that what she has wasn't good and something else had to be found.

I have been judging outfits on photos sent on phones. I offered to attend in person to judge the dresses.

The general idea was for a dress which would allow growth for a quick nip out in the middle of the event to the World Buffet.

I took my seat in the changing rooms ... it was a very low seat, and I figured I may be there for sometime.

She came out in the first dress, and it was lovely. She looked like the sugar plum fairy, which was not the look she was going for, but it was a look i liked, and even better....there was room for tummy growth.

She wouldn't even step out the changing room in the second one... she pronounced it "Disgusting" from behind the curtain... I made her open the curtain for a peek.

K was right. It was disgusting.

The curtain closed again, and five minutes passed and K appeared again in dress number 1, with a jacket which she had not taken into the changing room with her.

Aha! She had brought jacket with her, to make things match. It matched very well. Now she looked like smart sugar plum fairy.

Curtain closed again, and I was hopeful that this meant the shopping had been a success - in less than one visit. (Remember I have had 3 hour changing room waits with Tooli).

Five minutes passed and I wondered what had happened. Two other ladies had come in and dressed and left again...

Then she appeared - in ANOTHER Dress.

This was the dress which she had decided on before, but which I horrified by the photo had said "NO" "NO" "NO" very strongly. The photograph was awful. Truly awful. But standing there in front of me, she looked stunning. Elegant, and very pretty. The dress had been in the bag too! Pah ha ha ha

Satisfied with my overawed expression as to how the dress looked in real life, K decided we need look no further.

And therefore... we retired to partake in what we do best.

EAT!