Peugeot Politics

How many blippers does it take to change an offside headlight?

Well, none really - I wouldn't have a clue. I entrusted the man in Parts to the task. I had an uneasy sense of a lack of knowledge and after I helpfully suggested he didn't have to take the car apart to get to it, he went to get a mechanic. Two minutes later I was full beam again and the mechanic left me, winking and sniggering, saying, 'That's why he works behind the desk'.

Ever seen a Parts man flounce? I have.