The Pyjama Lock Pose...

I hereby impart previously unwritten details on the secret art of the Pyjama Lock Pose to any new or current parents of sub primary school child persons.

No toddler has the ability to counteract the pose which can be used for dressing/undressing the most fidgety of small humans. It has also been known for some advanced techniques to give practitioners the ability to even change nappies leaving the recipient useless to resist whilst the

To carry out the Pyjama lock sit on the floor with your legs crossed at the ankles. Now draw your ankles up about a foot keeping your heels on the floor and letting your knees relax outwards. This should create a small nest between your knees and ankles into which you can place the unruly child with their back to you, sitting in the nest with feet out in front of your ankles. This should leave you with a child that will find it quite hard to release themselves and you with your arms free to carry out any essential dressing maintenance. Additionally, the knees can be brought together to lock the child's hips if they are getting particularly creative at releasing themselves.