JimBob79

By JimBob79

Meet Patricia....

A very kind person gave me a pansy today. Never had one nor even thought about having one but nevertheless I'm very grateful. I have named it Patricia - Patricia the Pansy. I have been reading up on how to maintain and nurture Patricia into being the largest and strongest Pansy in the land. Lemonade and pizza appear to be the trick and as a result I have now entered the 'biggest pansy in the land' competition held in Halifax in June. Patricia and I are going out running this week to ensure she's fit enough for the challenge. My only concern for the task ahead? Fred the Tortoise clearly wants to eat Patricia...

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