Lost in translation...

Me: "Now this is supposed to be a walk and we are supposed to do this together. Pippa, I will throw your ball until I die but please don't drop it in the big puddles. Lottie, I am tired of you running off across the field after hare. This is a family walk and that means you have to walk with me and Pip so no shenanigans please.

Pippa hears: "Ball throw ball throw ball throw....cool!".

Lottie hears: "Blah blah blah blah hares...ooh, chase hares, fabbo!".


Totally lost in translation.

Walker = one (human).
Ball fetcher = one (bitch).
Houdini = one (naughty bitch!!).

Hmmmmm...