Where's Olly?
Bandit: Have you seen Olly recently?
Dylan: Olly The Ostrich?
Bandit: How many other Olly's do you know Dylan?
Dylan: Well there's Olly the Owl and Olly the Ot....
Bandit: Stop it Dylan. Of course I mean Olly the Ostrich.
Dylan: As long as we're clear who we are speaking about.
Bandit: So have you seen him?
Dylan: Seen who?
Bandit: Dylan!! Olly, Olly the Ostrich.
Dylan: Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since last Wednesday!
Bandit: I wonder what's happened to him?
Dylan: He said something about going back to find his roots.
Bandit: And you, of course, suggested that he look under the Holly tree! Perhaps he has left for South Africa.
Dylan: Would he fly there?
Bandit: Everyone knows that ostriches can't fly!
Dylan: I meant South African Airways.
Bandit: Where would he get the money from?
Dylan: Sell his feathers?
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