dirty fish tank

I live in a dirty fish tank. No matter how many times I clean my lenses, they seem to attract dirt as much as blue light does bugs.
However I am not alone in this tank, my father and mother are with me, some of my friends (although just a few hours a day while they are at home just before going to sleep) and many other people (mostly strangers); all connected by our blurry vision of our surroundings.
Recently I have been using a lot my computer. I found a bit awkward using it while it stayed out of this fish tank, so I have decided that the best was to make "her" part of it.
Welcome laptop!
(I really think I need to eat something and sleep)