Fat and Dirty

I am usually skinny, but today I was fat. I had forgotten that the downside of being fat in the winter is the muddiness. However it was great to be fat again, it's been too long.
I would have taken a picture of the herd of deer that I saw whilst I was out being fat - they waited patiently as I stopped and got my fone out of its little plastic bag, then legged it quickly as I raised it. One day.....