Black isn't the New White

I saw Nadal and Murray wearing black tennis shoes. They both looked cool.

I bought black squash shoes.

They make me look like a school boy. Especially when worn with dark grey socks. When I enter the court peoples eyes flick to them immediately. I am self conscious. They distract me every time they enter my line of sight. They are my excuse for a continuing losing streak.

If they don't fall apart quickly enough I will be back to Sports Direct sooner rather than later.....