Classy

The other day I glanced at my watch and wondered why it had been ten past four for so long. After deciding that it wasn't a wrinkle in the space/time continuum or some kind of temporal anomaly I deduced that, however improbable, it must be a failure in the battery. Because I have a dread of being late anywhere I had to find my trusty, classy "emergency" timepiece. Isn't it cool? I think they may have misspelled Rolex though.