I'm gonna be (500 blips)

When I focus, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who auto-focuses next to you
When I zoom in, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who zooms in to you
If I upload, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who uploads next to you
And if I comment, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's commenting to you

But I would blip five hundred times
And I would blip five hundred more
Just to be the man who blips a thousand times
To fall down at your door

with apologies

Where did all the time go?