All mirrors and smoke

Every now and again we receive through the post a missive from BT extolling the virtues of their super-fast Infinity broadband with download speeds of 76Mb. Methinks they are taunting us. Surely they of all people know that there are no plans to bring this technology to our valley in the foreseeable future. All that is on offer is their bog standard broadband, a system so slow that some days I have to resort to smoke signals to upload my blip of the day.

Rant over.