Eurovision

Bandit: So are you going to watch it tonight?
Dylan: Watch what?
Bandit: The Eurovision Song Contest.
Dylan: Is that held in our local pub?
Bandit: No Dylan. It's being held in Denmark this year and is on TV.
Dylan: So what happens?
Bandit: Well lots of performers from different countries sing songs then people vote for their favourite one.
Dylan: Who do you hope will win?
Bandit: I rather like the United Kingdom entry but political voting might go against it.
Dylan: You mean David Cameron and that bunch vote!
Bandit: I'm not sure that they are interested in European things Dylan!

Dylan: Are you sure we're allowed in here?
Bandit: Don't worry! Who's to know!

I rather like this winner.

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