WHAT'S THE TARTAN?

"Aye, we're together, just different clans, Scottish and proud of it."

Not a usual sight in Skipton.


Two Glasgow boys, Hamish and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

'Aye, it's all going like magic,' says Jock. 'I've got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.'

Hamish nods approvingly.

'Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues
Jock.

'A kilt?' exclaims Hamish, 'That's grand; you'll look pure smart in that! And what's the tartin?'

'I imagine she'll be in white.' says Jock