Good news

This is the cost of the repairs on my car.

Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

This is because they couldn't find anything wrong with it.

One garage tells me, 'Your head gasket definitely has a crack in it and your radiator is rusted and leaking. Oh, and whilst we're at it, your cam belt could do with being replaced'.

The other one say, 'We can't find anything wrong with it. It's fine. Take it away and don't worry about it. No charge'.

I like the second one best.