Another 'Beach Bar Blip'

I'm down at the Beach Bar and I want to go and play.

I'd love to be able to go rolling around in the sand and splish, splash, sploshing, in the sea.

.............But gorgeous little collie's like me aren't allowed on the beaches in the summer.................

So my owner, Ann, has tied me to a picnic table while she drinks copious quantities of wine. And all I can do.................... is look on enviously as everyone else plays on the beach.

BOOHOOOOO!!!