What a difference a week makes.

My weekly pilgrimage down by the Forth.

As a pupil of a Primary School that had weekly religious lessons we were taught all the standard morality tales up until Primary 6, although the last two years of my Primary education once a week we mixed it up a bit and did a bit of 'extreme bible classes' a sort of Jedi training for Christian juveniles, my forte, as evident by the photo was the abilty too walk on water and still is to this day, always handy for one of those floods of biblical proportions. However, some of the girls in the same class, once we made it to Secondary School made me look like a rank amateur, they really pushed the Ark out and managed to achieve the 'Immaculate Conception'.

Additions to last weeks ambitions for the year. Or things not to do, as it were!

No. 1 Whilst out taking water samples try not to break your nose.
No. 2 Whilst at the works Christmas party try not tell the general manager that he is The Emperor, the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Have a good un!