The Perils Of Private Bombur: Episode 2

Panel 1:

One collision later...

Sergeant Cragg (right): 'Private Bombur, do you know how far it is to the next station'?

Private Bombur (left): 'I just swallowed a swarm of flies. Still, tastes better than military rations'.

Panel 2:

30 miles down the line...

Train driver Youngie (far left): 'I've seen some crazy sh*te in my years on the railway but you two dafties take the biscuit. Yer antics have closed down this section of the network and even worse yeh made me spill ma coffee'.

Sergeant Cragg: 'Ahem, er, nothing to see here, just a routine army exercise on how to survive collision with a train. Private Bombur, you are going to spend the next forty-eight hours scrubbing the barracks' latrines and shower room with a toothbrush. Followed by peeling potatoes in the canteen for another forty-eight'.

Private Bombur: 'Mmmm, potatoes...'.

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