I keep telling..

him to slow down.

Roy has just got a speeding ticket, he was caught doing 137kph on our way to Madrid a couple of weeks ago.

The ticket came through the post, daft beggar didn't realise it was a speeding ticket until I pointed it out to him.

I keep telling him that he drives too quickly, he has insisted that you are allowed to do 140kph on a 120kph motorway, you are allowed to do 130kph before you get a ticket, the fine was a 100 euros but if he paid it within the next 20 days it was reduced to 50 euros, so he went and paid it today.

I have told him, every time he goes over the 120 I will smack his leg.