A Long Way Off

Busy day again, but hampered in progress by .........
.......I'm beyond anger now and managed to get in touch with nature at Tescos. Found this little cherub and two friends doing their shopping too.

The Duck

Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups.
Ogden Nash