'Scuze Me.....

...... "I have fluff in my eyebrow."

"It's a feather."

"It's a what?"

"It's a feather -- a teeny, tiny feather,"

"I suppose you think it's from a teeny, tiny bird."

"I didn't say that."

"Well, it isn't."

"Okay."

"Do you see any bird parts around?"

"No."

"It fell from the sky."

"Okay."

"Really. That happens sometimes."

"Okay."

"Would you mind removing it from my eyebrow?"

"Not at all ."

p.s. There were no bird parts around so I'm choosing to believe that a bit of fluff fell from the sky and landed in her eyebrow. Why not. Anything's possible.