Silent Protest

I know it's raining, I know my fur gets all frizzled when wet. I know we inherited stuff and should be grateful here. But this? A coat with legs? I don't like it. I feel uncomfortable and ridiculous. This is why I tried to get away earlier, plus I prefer asphalt over grass when it's soaking wet outside.

Can we please use the grand danois-sized cover instead, mum? It'll save you from ten minute wrestling matches before we go out. Promise I'll be good. :)