Ping Pong Wizard

Me and dad worked together to fleece the good people of Danestone out of their hard earned cash for a few hours today to help mum raise funds. Five balls for a pound, you get two in, you win a fiver. All ages and sizes tried to conquer the Pingady Pongedy game, but only a 12 year old girl managed to bag a fiver. While the ping pong wizardo got in a few shotties in between the punters, the balance the 50p on a floating lemon game remained unconquered.