Running on Empty

A refuelling station for joggers.

My second favourite Martian joke ever:
A Martian travels to Earth and lands his spaceship at a petrol station. He waddles up to the nearest petrol pump, and says, "Take me to your leader."
Of course, the petrol pump doesn't reply, so the Martian asks again.
Eventually the Martian becomes exasperated and yells at the petrol pump: "Take your finger out of your ear, and TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER".


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