The Life Jacket

I've been feeling a bit off-colour. I lost two teeth yesterday, one of which was a Very Important Canine, and no less than three more are super loose. Everything tastes like blood, and my appetite is not it's usual self. My rookie mum thought I had already changed all my teeth. Not so much.

You'd think she'd give me a break and a couple of days of peace and quiet. No, no, no. She read, because that's what she does when in doubt. This is what came out of it. And yes, I Swam, with my Paws Under Water.