Mucky pup

Okay! Okay, already. So I'm not the cleanest dog on the planet! I admit it.

But it's great fun when SHE gets out the little vacuum cleaner. I prance around like a wild thing while she gets it out, and then I pretend to pounce on it like I want to kill it.

But then I dart away at the very last second, just in case I get sucked up into the little dirt holder thingie.

Then I have to work really hard to move ALL my toys and chewies out of the way, just in case they get sucked up too.

My advice is, NEVER be afraid of the vacuum cleaner. They are more scared of you than you are of them.