Fridge of Death

When I was at University in halls of residence & then into a house with 7 blokes you would not be far off the mark thinking fridges, bathrooms & kitchens were disgusting. In fact out kitchen was so vile in our house in Liverpool many of the mums stayed behind one year to scrub it from top to bottom. Since then fridges haven't got much better - especially communal fridges. We have about 7 big fridges in our office complex - basically 2 on each floor full of lunches, condiments, milk, butter etc. Every 6 or 7 weeks there should be a big clear out - that rarely happens (unless your female). I once found one of my lovely Muller Rice (vanilla flavour) out of date by 3 months - that's quite good compared to these three good types. They were found today at the back of the 'IT' fridge and were so out of date they could be used to stem off a military attack on these shores. First up the Sunpack Peanut Butter - out of date Feb 2011. Nutty for sure... Then we have the plum tomato soup (fresh soup). This bad boy expired when I was 31.... but the worst - eeewwww the worst - is on the far right. I still can't work out what it was let alone now is. I think it was leek soup. My work colleague, of course a man, stepped up to the challenge and opened it then stuck his nose in the top. He ran to the sink and was almost sick. The waft then filled the whole kitchen as I bolted downstairs. It can only be a man that left that to fester. I hope soup isn't on the menu tonight...