One way to do it....

Blipped for a laugh really. I picked up a local newsletter when I was in Ireland and was reading through the various notices, including this surgery schedule for a local TD - one of the Irish parliamentarians.

It's only when you look more closely at his surgery schedule that you realise the full glory of it.

I'm assured that he is very popular.

The response of the Scottish media to any MP or MSP trying the same thing here can only be imagined!!