Where is the Coffee?

Having lived for many years, I guess my consumption of a cup coffee would probably run into the tens of thousands. One thing I have missed over the last period of time, is decent sugar served in either a crystal or silver bowl.
Now we are given these little sachets supposedly containing the equivalent of a level teaspoon, with several variations. More often than not they have solidified in the packet and take some antics to extract the contents.

I have learnt that the best way is to belt the packet on the edge of the table hopefully not expelling its contents over fellow diners.
This idea came to me while watching a Mr. Bean episode with him preparing a sandwich in the park.

Remember the fish!!!