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Shitty weather down here today.
Resorted to wandering round the market looking at the bric-a-brac stalls.
Spotted a lovely crystal globe on sale for £6.
`Can you change a £20 note` I ask
` No` replies the stallholder
`Oh` says me `I`ve only got £4.50in change`
`Give me that then me duck` she replied
So I did, and this is it