Happy anniversary to us.

17 years, 2 children, 1 cat, 5 goldfish, 5 homes, 3 countries, 9 jobs and countless adventures later, it all comes down to a lobster. This is how we celebrate. Cheesy cards and a lobster

...and scallops, and prawns, and monkfish, and wine, and beer...oh, and an arctic roll!

Happy anniversary, hubby! I love you and I'm sorry your presents were crap. A hat so small if sits on your head like a little egg cosy and a t-shirt so big it could be a man-dress. Ha ha! You do look funny in the hat though. Will you wear it tonight at dinner?