A Dilemma

1st Gull: What are we looking at?

2nd Gull: Nothing. Just act casual. We get more bread if we look like we don’t care.

3rd Gull: What bread? Where is it?

2nd Gull: To your left.

3rd Gull: My left what?

2nd Gull: Your left wing.

4th Gull: I see it!

1st Gull: C-A-S-U-A-L!!

5th Gull: You don’t think she’d give the bread to the ducks, do you?

4th Gull: What if they do something she likes?

2nd Gull: I’ve never seen a duck do anything interesting.

1st Gull: They might get the bread.

5th Gull: Yeah, they might get the bread.

L o n g S i l e n c e

2nd Gull: Okay, maybe we’d better do something.

A n o t h e r L o n g S i l e n c e

4th Gull: I have to poop.