Cats & Dogs

By thecatsmother

Breaking News

Scottish Housewife called Police to her home. On arrival SOCO were sickened by the tragic remains of Mr Mousey.

A Police Spokesman later said, "the suspected perPURRtrator is due to be taken to the local station for questioning once he comes down from the shed roof."

He further commented "this may also have given us a important lead into a longstanding murder enquiry from 2010 and we will continue our investigations until the area is safe from these rampaging delinquents who refuse to come in at bedtime and frequent the local fields causing mayhem and chaos to the lives of innocent rodents."

Friends and family of Reuben DaVinci were unavailable for comment.

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