Eyebrows

At 11.45pm I realised I was blipless so tonight you get me. If you watched Doctor Who at the weekend you might have chuckled over Peter Capaldi's lines about his unruly eyebrows who he said were trying to make a bid for freedom and create an independent state. I laughed heartily because I feel the same about my eyebrows, Spitting Image puppet creators would have a great time with me, I've got eyebrows to rival all the major 80's politicians and the usual lady solutions are no use to me as they just grow back at even more ridiculous angles than they used to be pre-pluck. I embrace my great big eyebrows, they're an important part of my face as they keep my great big forehead in proportion {:D