My Cat Is A Lawyer

"Please state exactly why you believe that the top of this desk is your property," said Max in his usual crisp tone.
I could not come up with an answer.

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I have been completing paperwork and crossing my fingers, preparing for possible deployment to work as a painter in Antarctica. The gig is not a certainty just yet, but I am very close to completing all the hurdles. I should know for sure by mid-September. If I go down there for an austral summer, it will be a wonderful adventure --just what I need about now.