Flynn

Eh?
What?
Me?
Eh?

Poor old Flynn is getting deafer.

I arrive in the house now and he doesn't hear me.

If I call him from another room he doesn't hear me.

If we're out walking and he walks to far ahead and I call him back... He doesn't hear me.

But if I open a packet of crisps upstairs when he's downstairs .... He hears me!!!!

Mmmmmm...... Selective....???!