From the dark corner.....

By Rozwood1970

Nearly a communication breakdown...

I'll have to make this quick but am glad to be making it at all! My internet died after dinner and I was not thrilled! The worst part is hanging on the phone listening to dreary messages before you can report your fault.

'...if you have a problem with your TV service press 1...

Confirm this is the telephone number you are calling from by pressing 1 else press 2...

Press the key corresponding to the third character of your password...

Press 1 if you are having trouble with your broadband service...

Press 1 if you feel like ramming your umbrella up the arse of the person who devised this shite telephone answering service....
Please scream now..... AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!'

Anyway, when I did speak to a human he had a lovely Scottish accent - plus 5 stars - but called me 'Madam' which made me feel 400 - minus 5 stars - but did something at his end which worked so that was OK!

No point telling you about the rest of today. Zzzzzzzzz.

This little fellow was another one I'd never seen before but I reckon it's a Siskin. He was there stuffing his little beak for half an hour spitting seeds everywhere trying to talk at me at the same time. He was staring at me as much as I was staring at him!

Go large!

I was just told by a FB pal, he is a greenfinch!

Track? I got Joe Bonamassa's new album in the post today. I've featured this before but here is the title track - Different Shades Of Blue

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