Greedy.

And untidy.

I have no idea where those two Tunnocks tea cake boxes came from.
But the ancient Delia cookery course book was a Christmas present from
the mum of a Scottish boyfriend from about 20 years ago.
She was horrified I couldn't cook.
Thanks Beryl, your book turned me into a half decent cook.
But I'm still no tidier.

There's a Marco Pierre White book there somewhere too.
Shot by Bob Carlos Clarke. Photographer du jour at the time.
I queued for hours to get it signed for my friend, but he already had one.
So I kept it. It's still lovely to have a signed Marco book though.

If I changed my name to Murray, it would be even better.