I tolerate you.

But sniff me twice and I shall slope off to another soft furnishing of my choice. A day off spent shifting heavy furniture because a change is as good as a holiday and let's just say my carpets were screaming out for a blimmin' good hoovering. And I rescued a mouse, and I rescued my piano from being a mouse house, but the piano done hurt my back, so next time that piano can just deal with being a mouse house.