...But Why?

Me: 'Hello friend/family member, I've got you a present. It's a 3D printed ceramic figurine of myself to put on the mantle-piece'.

Legobuddy/Lego-relative: 'Er, I don't know what to say...'

Me: 'Aw, you're overcome with emotion and gratitude. How sweet'.

Legobuddy/Lego-relative: 'OK let's just go with that. I'll put your thoughtful gift in the cupboard under the sink behind the bottles of cleaning fluid so there's no danger of it falling and being broken'.