There's an elephant in the room!

These wooden elephants and trees have been on display for a while at a place that sells garden furniture and ornaments, and is not far from where I work. I sometimes go there at lunchtime just to get a bit of fresh air and get out of the office.

In case you want to buy a herd, the larger elephants are £500 each, and the "medium" (not small!) are £300. Don't get trampled in the rush! You may wish to branch out on a tree. They are a mere £150, £130 and £80 depending on size.

To save you the worry about paying, please just send your payment straight to me, and I'll make sure one trundles its way to your doorstep in time for the festive season. Aren't I kind?